JOKE

Hey, how’s it going?
Encontrei este diálogo super interessante e divertido que brinca com o sobrenome de dois senhores, Knott e Watt. Os sobrenomes deles lembram as palavras not e what e causam um pouqinho de confusão. Check it out!

Mr.Watt rang Mr.Knott.
Knott: Who’s calling?
Watt: Watt.
Knott: What is your name, please?
Watt: Watt’s my name.
Knott: That’s what I asked you. What’s your name?
Watt: That’s what I told you. Watt’s my name.
Watt: Is this James Brown?
Knott: No, this is Knott.
Watt: Please tell me your name.
Knott: Will Knott.
Watt: Why not?
Knott: Huh? What do you mean why not?
Watt: Yeah! Why won’t you tell me your name?
Knott: But I told you my name!
Watt: No you didn’t you said, “Will not”.
Knott: Not not, Knott, Will Knott!
Watt: That’s what I mean.
Knott: So you know my name.
Watt: Of course not!
Knott: Good. So now, what is yours?
Watt: Watt. Yours?
Knott: Your name!
Watt: Watt’s my name.
Knott: How the hell do I know? I am asking you!
Watt: Look I have been very patient and I have told you my name and you have not even told me yours yet.
Knott: You’ve been patient? What about me?
Knott: I have told you my name so many times and it is you who have not told me yours yet.
Watt: Of course not!
Knott: See, you even know my name!
Watt: Of course not!
Knott: Then why do you keep saying of course Knott?
Watt: Because I don’t.
Knott: What is your name?
Watt: See, you do know!
Knott: Of course not!
Watt: Then why do you keep saying, Watt is your name.
Knott: To find out your name!
Watt: But you already know it!
Knott: What?
Watt: See!
Knott: Listen, listen, wait; if I asked you what your name is, what would your answer be?
Watt: Watt’s my name.
Knott: No, no, give me only one word.
Watt: Watt.
Knott: Your name!
Watt: Right!
Knott: Oh, Wright!
Watt: Yeah!
Knott: So why didn’t you say so before?
Watt: I told you so many times!
Knott: You never said Wright before.
Watt: Of course I did.
Knott: OK I won’t argue any more. Do you know my name?
Watt: I do not.
Knott: Well, there you go, now we know each other’s name.
Watt: I do not!
Knott: Good!
Watt: Oh, Guud!
Knott: Good.
Watt: No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch?
Knott: No, it’s Knott!
Watt: Oh, okay. At least the names are clear now Guud.
Knott: Yes Wright.


fonte: http://www.adirferreira.com.br/category/jokes/